Just unearthed this track after many years, done with Brains and Hunch. It was for some hair-brained Guardian japery, the details of which escape me, but I'm sure it related to a news story suggesting you only needed to sell 12 singles to get to number one … Or something. Anyway, the project clearly went astray in Guardian towers somewhere between "Hey, here's a fun idea!" and "Hey, it's not going to work!". It does feature some quite good panting.